Thursday, March 13, 2008

What is Up with Lara Flynn Boyle's face?

Take a beautiful woman, let her age in Hollywood, couple that with an excessive body weight reduction and voila you have a collagened mannequin! I thought Nicole Kidman had botoxed herself into oblivion, and hopefully she'll let it rest while she is pregnant, but Ms. Boyle has taken plastic surgery to a whole new level. Poor darling looks so fake and shake and baked that she is unrecognizeable. What would drive a person to do that to herself? Lara, you were gorgeous in MIB, why did you tinker with it? Maybe when it has all settled and the collagen has absorbed a bit, you'll start to look like the LFB we all grew to love.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Kauai is Where The "Stars" Shine

Spotted around Hanalei Bay on my most recent trip to Kauai - Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, on the beach every day with friends, girlfriend Heather, surfers AND gorgeous, dark haired, little angel baby, Everly Bear. Anthony couldn't keep his hands off his new baby. He could be seen around the village with baby in tow, snuggled up against his chest. It was really endearing. Then he and his surfer crew could be seen shredding the waves looking like real pros. Heather, by the way, looks like she never saw the inside of a delivery room. But, then again, she IS only 21! Kiedis was overheard being asked if he had relocated to Kauai or was he on vacation and he replied "Somewhere in between."

Pierce Brosnan, part time resident of Kauai, could be seen just about every where in Hanalei Bay. He and his family have a home there. He is still quite the looker. No attitude, no pretense, just a handsome guy enjoying one of the most beautiful places on earth. Pierce was overheard teasing his wife, Keely Shaye Smith about her being late to their lunch date...with all its little bridges, Hanalei Bay does have its own little traffic jams.

And what is SO great about HB is that nobody gives a crap who you are and you can just be yourself - rich, famous, infamous or just a star in your own mind.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Lynne Spears book on Parenting

Give me a break! Lynne Spears was penning a book on parenting? Maybe Jeffrey Dahmer should have written a cookbook...Well, the kibosh was put on the trainwreck she was writing...Let's see maybe Amy Winehouse (isn't it interesting that her last name is WINEhouse?) should write a book on loving marriages or Paris should write one on celibacy or Flava Flav should write about monogamy... the list is endless, so stop me before I make myself sick!

More rich bitches on TV

I think if I see another spoiled, rich bitch flaunting or complaining about her life I am going to go postal at a few networks...The Kardashians and Kimora Lee Simmons (and you KNOW how I feel about her from an earlier post)to name a few. Watch the Kardashian girls try to create an acting/modeling career for themselves by posing for racy promo pics and then baiting their mom so viciously that she throws it back in their faces and does a nude shoot of her own. Ok, if I had that much plastic on my body I'd probably do it too. And trust me I have a little myself - ok a little - hey a girl's gotta stay fresh but these divas are pulled back and pushed up and lipo'd and collagen'd to the next century. AND ya wonder why little miss Jamie Lyn is pregnant - that was an accident waiting to happen. Were any of you surprised? Not moi. Why can't these girls keep their pants on? I recently read an article about The Cruz Girls - Penelope and her sister, Monica. They said they were kept on a tight leash by their mom - that's what the young impressionables need - more moms to keep them in line, instead of filling their coffers with money THEY didn't earn. Ever heard of the Coogan law? Do ya notice those that seem to keep themselves in the tabloids and those you never hear about because they actually have A LIFE??!! And that life doesn't revolve around all the negative publicity they can get? Well, as they say, any publicity is good puts the talentless in the spotlight where they are dying to be. Oh, get a therapist.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Original Sin - America get Fleeced!

Killing young men and women to make a point that you’re the most powerful country on the joint.

Letting Americans go without health care, contributing to the dwindling abilities for Seniors to get Medicare.

Another child goes without a meal, or education, his mom works 4 jobs for a meager compensation.

What kind of world are we living in when everything gets blamed on original sin?

While a woman’s right to choose decreases, and a man does whatever he pleases, a child gets a handgun and kill his teachers.

The rich get richer by dodging taxes, with offshore accounts and back room practices.

Illegal aliens can work for cash and drain the system but keep the stash.

What kind of world are we living in when everything gets blamed on original sin?

I can’t understand a word anyone is sayin’, I am not in Europe, I’m here on vacation.

I’m not a Democrat or Republican or an Independent but bi-partisan and sick of the system.

Your people deserve their fair share, a roof over their head and to breathe clean air.

Teenagers can’t be treated like slave labor, and the goods made for pennies by our foreign neighbors.

You say I’m on my high horse and you bet I am, too many people don’t give a damn.

What kind of world are we living in when everything gets blamed on original sin?